Madonna and Jesus have moved in together, according to The Daily Mail. The (maybe) contractual lovers have completely changed one another, say sources. Jesus Luz has gone from a struggling model who lived with his mother in Brazil, to being one of the most famous boy-toys in the world, living in the lap of luxury (or the gristle of luxury, if you will) in a posh New York City apartment.
Madonna, too, has become “a completely different person” since getting with Jesus. She has given up the night life, and now enjoys staying in with her young lover. She even cooks for him – macrobiotic, of course. But true love would mean that they would work out together for three hours a day. What of that Madge? No comment about the patented gristle work-outs, but The Daily Mail has more:
Madonna’s Brazilian toy boy has moved in with her just three months after they met, it was reported today.
Jesus Luz, 22, has apparently left his modeling agency in Rio de Janeiro and signed with top agency Ford Models in New York. He now reportedly lives with the star in her Upper West Side apartment, where the 50-year-old singer even cooks for him.
The model’s life has been completely transformed since he started his relationship with Madonna. He has gone from earning £160 a job as an unknown model to charging up to £100,000 a booking, it was claimed.
A source told the Sunday Mirror: ‘A few months ago he was living at his mum’s place in one of the poorest cities in the world. Now he’s got his feet under the table in a massive mansion black overlooking Central Park.’
The source said Madonna has also ‘mellowed into a completely different person’ from how she was while married to Guy Ritchie. ‘She never used to like cooking but now she has really got into it. They laugh a lot and enjoy staying in.’
It seems that healthy eating takes priority over taste during mealtimes in the Madonna household, however. It emerged yesterday that, having already converted him to Kabbalah, the singer is insisting that Jesus follows her daily macrobiotic diet. That means no sugary treats, dairy products and processed food.
‘It’s very important to Madonna that anyone close to her does two things – follow her religion and her diet,’ says a mole.
‘Jesus is now having to eat organic salads, brown rice and fish. Occasionally she indulges with a slice of wheat-free wholegrain toast with sugar-free strawberry jam.’
From The Daily Mail
I really wonder about Madonna’s diet/religion necessities. If Jesus ate a doughnut, would Madonna break it off? Who am I kidding, Jesus already signed the “red string, no doughnuts, young lover” contract.
As this hot mess continues for another month, I’m getting more curious about what their relationship really entails. If Jesus has really moved in, what’s his relationship with Lourdes, Rocco and David Banda? Some kind of step-dad-like relationship? I shudder at the thought – Jesus is only a few years older than Lourdes.
Madonna and Jesus are shown outside the Kabbalah Centre on 2/28/09. Credit: Fame Pictures
ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7pLHLnpmirJOdxm%2BvzqZmbWljbIVwucCdpqemkZS3pr%2FUrJalraqUurDCxJigp5ekpLSmwMeeqZilkZm8r7rAmJqop5uorKe70ZifoqVf